Jerry: Look, I’ve just cut my finger clipping your blasted hedge.
Margo: Don’t swear, Jerry. And don’t bleed in the sink, I’ve just cleaned it.
Barbara: How could you miss a chicken from six inches?
Tom: It ducked.
Jerry: Come and have a cuddle?
Margo: Jerry, please. It's broad daylight. We're in somebody else's house. No, I'm sorry.
[Jerry, Barbara and Tom have been to see the musical society's production of The Sound of Music]
Tom: I mean... I mean... That *was* The Sound of Music wasn't it?
Tom: I wondered. For a moment I thought we'd strayed into the Folies Bergères.
Barbara: You mean the sunrise scene where all the nuns realized they were in see-through habits?
Tom: Yes. I never really believed in them after that. Why did Margo sing Maria?
Jerry: It's the name of the character she was playing.
Tom: I know, but I thought the song came from West Side Story.
Barbara: It did.
Margo: [Tom has ordered Margo to fetch brandy for the piglet] Tom?
Margo: Remy Martin or Hine V.S.O.P?